Population | 4.932 billion |
Capital | Peacemillion |
Leader | Reimu Hakurei |
Faith | Xinto-Tao-Budismo |
Currency | Stalinas |
Animal | Penguin |
The My Ordinary State of Communist Pingu Realm is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Reimu Hakurei with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.932 billion Pingu's Communists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peacemillion. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Pingu's communist economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion Stalinas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 247,576 Stalinas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, and contestants on Communist Pingu Realm's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Pingu Realm's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Xinto-Tao-Budismo.
Communist Pingu Realm is ranked 3,832nd in the world and 6th in Flanelistan for Most Corrupt Governments, with 260.84 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Communist Pingu Realm, contestants on Communist Pingu Realm's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
- : Communist Pingu Realm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Communist Pingu Realm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Communist Pingu Realm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Pingu Realm, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Pingu Realm, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
- : Communist Pingu Realm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Pingu Realm, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Pingu Realm, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Pingu Realm, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Togon, Canamn, Imperio Estrendor, and Grangrado.